News
“Uh, I’m Reverend Jesse Jackson”
Oct 22nd
In an interview with MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer yesterday, Jesse Jackson had to make sure he’s not being confused with that other popular Black reverend. Brewer accidentally called Jackson Rev. Al Sharpton and continued to ask her long-winded question. He sat there politely for about 20 seconds and finally said, “Uh, bitch, I’m Reverend Jesse Jackson.”
Fox News Reports Kanye West is Dead
Oct 21st
But he’s really not. This is wrong on so many levels. This is a huge failure on their part to report that a man is dead with no confirmation. Not only Fox, but other news outlets also fell for the hoax. Should they face charges like Balloon Boy’s parents?
Anyway, he’s not dead. Amber Rose confirmed that he’s still alive and planning his next stage-crash. Ok, kidding about the stage-crash but he’s still alive. Step your facts up, news outlets. Most fallacies in the start somewhere. I wonder what the real story is?
Screenshot courtesy of Miss Info.
[Video] Balloon Boy did it “for the show”
Oct 15th
This little muthaf- boy allegedly climbed into his parents’ experimental air balloon and uncontrollably flew thousands of miles over Colorado. Turns out the boy was never in the balloon and was in his attic/garage the whole time.
So, an afternoon of CNN coverage, Army involvement, Apache Black Hawk helicopter deployment, and Twitter trending topics all for a hoax. Why does this seem like a bad episode of “Jon and Kate Plus Eight?”
Oh, and sidenote, someone farts 43 seconds into the video… Right after the kid drops the bomb.
President Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Oct 9th
Picture by artist, O O.
It was announced, today, that Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. Along with the honor that comes with joining people like Martin Luther King, Jr. and Nelson Mandela, Obama is to receive a $1.4 million prize which he will donate to charity. Amazing.
“Mini” Doctrine: A Case of Morals
Oct 7th
Jay Smooth attempted to speak briefly on the Roman Polanski issue but it turned into seven minutes of going-in. If you’re not familiar with the situation, Polanski plead guilty to unlawful sexual conduct but fled the country after his release from psychiatric evaluation. That was in the late ’70s.
He continued to make movies, including 2002’s “The Pianist,” and live between Poland and France to avoid being extradited back to the States. Well there’s only finite amount of time that you can make and act in movies –like “Rush Hour 3″– before things get hot. As usual, Jay breaks the situation all the way down.
Continue to watch video of Chris Rock going in on Polanski. You MUST watch it. Hilarious! Read the rest of this entry »
