Food
Alec Baldwin’s Daughter’s Lil Wayne Birthday Cake
Oct 29th
No, no, no. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s daughter, Ireland, celebrated her 14th birthday with this cake. This is wrong for many reasons. I’ll just list them.
1. It’s a Lil Wayne cake.
2. It looks like a white man with make up on.
3. It looks more like Kramer than Wayne.
4. It’s Lil Wayne. Not Nelly c. 1999. Why the band-aid?!
5. The band-aid says “Wade!’
6. The dread look like black Twizzlers. Is that licorice?
7. It’s a Lil Wayne birthday cake! Lil Wayne didn’t even have a Lil Wayne birthday cake.
8. Squint the eyes a little more and it looks like Gilbert Godfrey.
9. This does not look edible.
10. I’m sure the little girl took the lid off this cake and screamed.
via Gawker, blame Rosebud Cakes for this.
[Video] "How to make an O.G. Diddy"
Jun 5th
I’ve gotta admit, the Diddy and O.G. Diddy are some good drinks. It’s funny how I never even thought to mix vodka with lemonade before the Diddy came along. My drink of choice was vodka and cranberry juice. Ciroc is actually a pretty good vodka and goes down really smooth. When I’m out and I want to drink I –wait, Diddy nor Ciroc are cutting a check for this so I’ll stop the inadvertent endorsing here.
Kanye Energy Drink
Apr 9th
Kanye is on a major paper chase and is tapping into every facet of life possible. Music, clothing and, now, energy drinks. When you think emergy drinks endorsed by hip-hop artists, you think Crunk Juice or Booty Sweat (see “Tropic Thunder”).
Kanye offers his own spin on the energy drink. He and along with GURU Energy Drink are coming up with an organic energy drink for all those health conscious people who need a pick-me-up.
“I express myself through music, fashion, art and design and that’s why I am excited to collaborate with GURU; because the brand values what I value, and I can put what inspires me into this new product,” Kanye said.
Rocapads (from Season 1 of “Chappelle Show”) seems more and more possible everyday.
[Video] P Twitty: KFC vs Popeye's Part 2
Mar 6th
Popeye’s tries to sway the vote by sending Diddy some free food.
