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MTV’s promo for Clipse’s “Popular Demand” video is…
Nov 15th
This terrible poster made me forget my excitement over the video being released. I didn’t know what to say but Malice of Clipse sure did. Check out his tweets below.
Seriously, Birdman?
Oct 19th
He must have known that I haven’t used the Shut The F#ck Up category in a while.
TropicalTV: with Birdman from TropicalTV on Vimeo.
In an interview with Tropical TV, Birdman gave his opinion on a few things, including Jay-Z being MTV’s hottest MC. He thought Wayne should get it because he “the best, do the most, and make the most money.”
Wrong sir. Actually 2/3 wrong, but still, Birdman sounds crazy for a few reasons. Reason number one; He’s Birdman and he’s discussing a matter of real hip-hop. Second, he brought money into a conversation about talent. He continues on to contradict himself saying, “If you number one and you ain’t getting no money, don’t mean nothing. But if you number one and you making money, to me, who making the most money?”
Um, what?! Is he really saying that Wayne/him/Cash Money banks more than Jay-Z? We’re talking about a man that makes $80 million and better year after year. Then he says that there are good rappers who aren’t making money and bad ones that are. Did he just describe himself? Birdman drops a lot of bird shit in this interview and makes the interviewer noticeably uncomfortable around 3:50.
And isn’t it interesting how his music is seldom discussed in his own interviews? Oh, and he says “hi-anus” instead of “hiatus.” FAIL!
spotted at Miss Info’s
Lil Mama is Delusional
Sep 15th
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If you listen to the first half you’ll say the same thing. Lil Mama said she felt a “bond” with Jay. Seriously? In what world would you think that it’s okay for you, being Lil Mama, to run up on anyone’s stage?
Where Are They Now? Kid from Kid 'n' Play
Aug 31st
SMH. This wouldn’t be that bad if the production value was a little better. It looks like someone was holding up their Handycam while Kid shopped and said, “Yo, we’ll give you a free suit if you say this,” and Kid jumped all over the opportunity.
I remember being young, seeing him come through the block with Steve Stoute, and I was afraid to get his autograph. I think my signature might be worth more than his at this point.
Crooked-I Loses for Life, bro.
Jul 27th
One quarter of the rap quartet Slaughter House, Crooked-I, decided to get a tattoo to immortalize the name of his beloved group. So he got up one morning and said, “I’m gon’ get ‘Slaughter House’ tatted on my arm.”
That’s still not even the worst part. We’ve seen how rap groups end up.They could end up bitter enemies before the album even drops. Remember The Game’s run with G-Unit?
Well, Crooked-I went forth and got his tattoo. Only the end result was missing a letter. So from now, until the day he dies, Crooked-I will have “Slaugter House” on his arm. I’m not sure what group that is or if Slaughter House will change the name to make him look less stupid. Either way he lost.
The tattoo artist usually let’s you look at it before he actually hits it with the permanent ink. That mean Crook saw this foolishness and let it rock. This is why my body is free of ink. Crooked-I, sir, you FAIL!
